dampsandwich:

my gravestone is gonna say “I thought I would respawn”

bluekulele:

I could never be settled in one time or place

I got angry at the crazy amount of traffic on the way into town and then found out it was a funeral procession. My bad, guys.

Spent this afternoon waiting for a parcel in the post and then go outside to the bins and catch a glimpse of a stupid delivery slip in the bottom of the mailbox! Apparently, the asshole came yesterday and decided “Naww, I won’t knock on the door, I’ll just decide that she’s not home and then hide this delivery slip in the crack!”

So now I have to go to the depot and collect the bugger. I could’ve done this hours ago! Or, better yet, I could’ve had my parcel yesterday if my postman wasn’t such an asshat.

/rant.